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Capitalist Hat | White

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Regular price $25.00

Capitalist, enthusiastic, Americana white hat encouraging competitive markets and ownership of private property! 💸 🇺🇸 🏠


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We typically ship orders within 7-10 business days of purchase.  International orders may take longer.

*All shipments include a tracking number; we are not responsible for lost or stolen packages.

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We offer 14-Day Free No-Hassle Returns & Exchanges on all unworn items. Because our items are limited, some exchanges may not be available in which case we will provide a full refund upon receiving your return.  14 Day time-frame starts at date of purchase and all refunds and exchanges will be honored once we receive returned item.

How will my shirt fit?

Our shirts are unisex (mens sizing).  For a tighter fit, size down.  Please refer to the sizing charts located in the photos of the individual shirts.



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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Paul M
I love the free market!

Great hat! This thing will
Surely trigger a rando woke person when I’m least expecting it. I’ll probably be too busy working to remember what hat I’m wearing. Looking forward to those sweet leftist tears.

Lily Donovan
Great Design!

I purchased this hat for my husband. It has the golfer look because its very similar to “Titleist” hats but with a funny & accurate twist. The inside of the brim is black which was a stylish touch as well. It’s overall great quality. I’m considering buying another!

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